Right Brained and Reckless

The alarm for my apartment is going off.
None of us paid for the alarm service in over a year, none of us know the password, none of us set the alarm, oh and nobody even tried to break in.
But now it won’t shut up.

theangelthatfellfordean:

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

I want food.

But I don’t want to put clothes on to go downstairs.

ingroan:

I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie

maleteen:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT “THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY FUCKING ANSWER”